Monkeys in Quality Control Lab

Laughter is the best medicine for those of us who were duped into the purchase of our once beloved American food, Kraft Velveeta Cheese. Everyone who has grown up eating and using this product has had to throw it out. We are all aware of the problem Kraft is having in consumer satisfaction. Velveeta tastes of sodium and won't mix well for recipes. It remains lumpy and sloppy.